UPDATE: B.O.B. replied! You can read his answers to your questions here.
Have you ever wondered what it is like to be an indestructible gelatinous mass who lives in a secret government compound? You know, like B.O.B. in Monsters vs. Aliens?
Well you’re in luck, because we are offering you a chance to ask B.O.B. all your burning questions, all those things you’ve been dying to know about the one-eyed wonder but never had the opportunity to ask. . . until now.
B.O.B., the blob himself, will be joining us right here to answer YOUR questions. (B.O.B. will answer as many as he can, but we can’t guarantee he’ll answer all of them. He’s a busy gelatinous mass.) So, don’t wait! Write your questions for B.O.B. in the comments, and check back for his answers here on The Splot in September.