Do you want to know what type of dwelling you’re destined to live in? Well, any good middle school girl can tell you the easiest way to find out. Play M.A.S.H. of course!* If you’re lucky, it’s a dazzling mansion every time. If you’re tragically unlucky (like me), it’s a shack every time.
But what about for author Nancy Krulik? She’s the author of the series, How I Survived Middle School, which follows sixth grader, Jenny, as she tries to make it through life at Joyce Kilmer Middle School with the help of her favorite website MiddleSchoolSurvival.com. We’ve brought Jenny’s go-to site to you, complete with a survival guide, a place for you to keep track of your own tips for middle school, a hall of shame (Be glad those stories didn’t happen to you!), top ten lists, and yes, a M.A.S.H. game!
Well, Nancy Krulik played M.A.S.H., and here’s what she got:
A mansion in Paris and a Fiery Red Convertible — lucky her!
If you want to find out what your future holds, go try your hand at M.A.S.H. Let us know your results in the Comments!
— Carly H., STACKS Staffer
* Results not guaranteed.
P.S. – My Results:
You will attend Stanford to become a secret agent. You will live in NYC, in a shack. You will marry Harry Potter on the beach. Your honeymoon will be in Neverland. You will have 1 kid and a potbelly pig. You will drive an orange flying carpet.
I told you. I always get shack.