September 17, 2012

Guinness World Records 2013 Create a Caption

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It’s Guinness World Records time again — that crazy time of year when we post a Create a Caption for the new Guinness World Records book. 3 years ago, we had the photo of the guy who holds the record for wearing the most T-shirts at once. 2 years ago, it was the kid who holds the world record for balancing the most spoons on his face. Last year, it was dogs skipping rope.

Let’s continue the dog theme with this photo from the brand new Guinness World Records 2013 of the world’s tallest dog. Prepare to be amazed. . .

This absolutely enormous animal is Zeus, a 3-year-old Great Dane from Otsego, MI. He measures 44 inches tall from foot to shoulder. Believe it or not, he and the cat live in the same house together and are good friends!

Leave a Comment to say what you think these animals are saying. . . 

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image from kids.scholastic.comSonja, STACKS Staffer

Photo courtesy of Kevin Scott Ramos/Guinness World Records 2013 Edition

  1. Lindsay O.

    Zeus Caption: Where is the dog food?
    Cat Caption: He could probably finish his food in one gulp!

  2. dreamerdolphin16

    Zeus: You know what?
    Cat: What?
    Zeus: It’s starting to get chilly up here.
    Cat: Stop pulling my tail.
    Zeus: Really.
    Cat: I feel warm. Wanna trade places?
    Zeus: Uh, maybe not. It’s kinda weird seeing a giant cat with long legs. No, thanks.
    Cat: Is it still cold?
    Zeus: Yes.
    Cat: Whatever. Eat your food.
    Zeus: I don’t see it.

  3. periwinkleelbow9

    This is what Fluffy hears when Zeus laughs “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!” This is what Zeus hears “heheheheheheheh”

  4. PercyWisawesome

    hehe darkelf56 that’s hilarious! anyway um, I thought Giant George was the biggest Dog ever cause his book came out this year and I bought it, and Zeus looks alot like GG

  5. peacefulblue35

    Fluffy: Wow, you sure are big!
    Zeus: I know,you tell me that all the time. And it’s not my fault I’m a fast grower!
    Fluffy: True, true. Sorry about that. So, how’s your food?
    Zeus: It’s actually pretty good, considering the fact that it’s most likely made of cardboard.
    Fluffy: Well, mine’s pretty bland. Ugh! Why do humans seem to think that we love this stuff?
    Zeus: I honestly have no idea. But anyways, it was nice chatting with you. I’m scheduled to get checked for fleas now. Oh, the joy.
    Fluffy: See you around, pal.
    And good luck.
    Zeus: Thanks. I’m gonna need it. I’ll see you when I get back. If I don’t… then you can have my stuff
    Fluffy: That’s nice and everything. But I’m a CAT. And you’re only getting checked for fleas. It’s NOT the end of the world.
    Zeus:Oh, whatever. Bye!

  6. masterhydra1

    Mordicai:Want to play this video game dudes?
    Mordicai:i’ll beat you bad!
    Rigby:Yeah right!
    Mordicai:I call player1!
    Rigby:Aww man your always player1.
    Mordicai:Ready yet?
    Mordicai: Yes I won!
    Rigby:Aww fudge.

  7. PurpleArtemis25

    Zeus: ALright,I’m done…You gonna finish that?
    Cat:N-no! Please just don’t eat me!!!
    Zeus: Um..okay?

  8. welshcomet50

    Zeus-”What’s wrong with the world? Why is everybody so tiny?”
    Cat-”I’m not tiny! You’re just huge!”

  9. basiliskbookworm9

    Cat: are you licking your chops!? (to owner) He’s licking his chops, isn’t he?!
    Dog: you’re a smart cat. do you think you would taste better with or without butter?
    Cat: HELP!!!!
    PS. I’m fairly new. WELCOME ME! JK (Rowling :happy:)

  10. darkelf56

    Fluffy: What’s up Zeus?
    Zeus: Hm… well at your height I would be up
    Fluffy: I never thought of it that way…

  11. sydney

    The book freaks me out sometimes because
    its scary. and fun at the both time but I think some of of the pictures are not real.

  12. diana

    Zeus- “Hey,shorty. What do you think this glop is? Last night it was pigeon ala mode.”
    Fluffy- “I don’t know. I wish it was Purina cat chow. If it exists, then at least it’ll be decent. Hey, did you just call me shorty?!”

  13. poseidonbrain5

    I think that Zeus and fluffy are arguing about lack af food from the owner and how short thier walks are,kind of like one of those old-timey reality shows that you see even today.

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