November 20, 2012

Thanksgiving Would You Rather?

PieThanksgiving Would You Rather?

Gobble Gobble, Splotters! With Turkey Day right around the corner, we cooked up some delicious Thanksgiving Would You Rather with a question based on STACKS Staffer, Sonja’s own personal experience. (Her sister makes a sweet potato dish with pineapple and marshmallows!!)

Would you rather . . .

  1. Eat sweet potato casserole with pineapple and marshmallows OR eat roasted crickets? (Sonja would actually rather eat crickets!)
  2. Eat Thanksgiving dinner in your underwear OR wearing a giant rubber turkey on your head?
  3. Jump into a pool of cold cranberry sauce OR warm gravy?
  4. Watch football OR go shopping?
  5. Eat burnt pumpkin pie OR delicious stuffing that might have a few dead bugs in it?
  6. Be a turkey on Thanksgiving Day OR a pumpkin about to get carved for Halloween?
  7. From eating too much, spit up turkey OR spit up creamed spinach?
  8. Be on your best behavior at the grown-ups’ table OR eat at the kids’ table and get peas thrown at you by your 3-year-old cousin?
  9. For vegetarians: eat Tofurkey OR skip the turkey altogether and just eat all the yummy veggie side dishes?
  10. If you could only choose one dessert, would it be apple pie OR pecan pie?

I’ll leave you with the famous song (sung to the tune of “Oh My Darling, Clementine”) . . .

Mr. Turkey, Mr. Turkey

Did you ever wonder why

People eat you on Thanksgiving

Instead of chicken pot pie?

Leave your answers in the Comments below! Happy Turkey Day, everyone!

—Ratha, Stacks Writer

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    1. basketballdrama69

      1pies and cookies
      2 having families over
      3smores
      playing vedio games
      4turkey and mashed patotoes

  1. Elle

    1) Eat sweet potato casserole with pineapple and marshmallows
    2) Wearing a giant rubber turkey on my head
    3) Warm gravy
    4) Burnt pumpkin pie
    5) A pumpkin about to get carved for Halloween
    6) Spit up turkey
    7) Shopping
    8) Best behavior at grown-up’s table
    9) I’m not a vegetarian
    10) Apple pie

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