April Fools' Would You Rather?

April Fools' Would You Rather?

Howdy, Splotters! The biggest prank day of the year is coming up – April Fools' Day on April 1st. Do you have big plans to pull some fast ones on your friends? Or are you usually the one who gets fooled? Either way, get in the zone with our April Fools' Would You Rather.

Would you rather . . .

1. Wake up with your hair dyed purple OR with a giant tattoo of “I heart MOM?”  
2. Have someone put itching powder in your underwear OR a fake rat in your backpack?
3. Split your pants in front of your crush OR have a giant booger on your face while talking to him or her?
4. Have your sandwich filling replaced with used chewing gum OR your body lotion replaced with mayonnaise?
5. Find out the “mystery meat” in the cafeteria you ate was pigeon OR the chemical substance used to make play-doh?
6. Have your breakfast smoothie replaced with strawberry shampoo OR your bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food?
7. Have toilet paper stuck to the butt of your pants OR bird poop in your hair?
8. Have your favorite perfume/cologne replaced with a Vomit scent OR Disgusting Sweat scent?  
9. Sit on a whoopee cushion in church OR realize (too late!) someone added green food coloring to your face wash?
10. Get a prank call from your brother or sister pretending to be your crush OR get a phony report card with all F's?

Leave your answers in the Comments below. And let us know if you have any good pranks planned for April Fools' Day! Until next time, good luck making it through April 1st!

— Ratha, STACKS Writer

Comments

[Comment #1]

1 My hair dyed purple
2 A fake rat
3 Split my pants in front of my crush (especially if its a giant booger!)
4 My body lotion replaced with mayonnaise (Used chewing gum?!
5 Play-doh
6 Breakfast smoothie replaced with strawberry shampoo
7 Toilet paper stuck to the butt of my pants
8 Disgusting Sweat scent (vomit,ew! :P)
9 Whoopee cushion in church
10 Get a phony report card with all F's (it'd be nice to actually c my 'rents flip out like that :))

[Comment #2]

Hmm... Pranks... Lets just say that this April Fools day... is gonna ROCK! :P

[Comment #3]

1. I heart MOM tattoo
2.Fake rat
3.giant booger
4. mayo
5.pigeon
6.cat food
7.bird poop
8. disgusting sweat
9.whoopee cushion in church
10phony report card!
Yeah man!

[Comment #4]

Wake up with your hair dyed purple
Have someone put a fake rat in your backpack?
Split your pants in front of your crush
Have your body lotion replaced with mayonnaise?
Find out the chemical substance used to make play-doh?
Have your breakfast smoothie replaced with strawberry shampoo
Have toilet paper stuck to the butt of your pants
Have your favorite perfume/cologne replaced with a Disgusting Sweat scent?
Sit on a whoopee cushion in church
Get a prank call from your brother or sister pretending to be your crush OR get a phony report card with all F's?

[Comment #5]

I love this blog! I used some of them, and they worked out PERFECTLY!! Thank you stacey Mcgill, and thank you Babysitters Club!!

Peace OUT!!!

[Comment #6]

Wake up with your hair dyed purple

a fake rat in your backpack

Split your pants in front of your crush

your body lotion replaced with mayonnaise

the chemical substance used to make play-doh

your bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food

bird poop in your hair

Disgusting Sweat scent

realize (too late!) someone added green food coloring to your face wash

Get a prank call from your brother or sister pretending to be your crush

[Comment #7]

Wake up with your hair dyed purple

a fake rat in your backpack?

Split your pants in front of your crush

your body lotion replaced with mayonnaise?

Find out the “mystery meat” in the cafeteria you ate was pigeon

your bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food?

bird poop in your hair?

Have your favorite perfume/cologne replaced with a Disgusting Sweat scent?

Sit on a whoopee cushion in church

get a phony report card with all F's?

Some of these were really hard!

[Comment #8]

i heart mom tattoo
fake rat
split pants
gum
pigeon meat
shampoo
bird poop
disgusting sweat
whoopee cushion
fake crush call

[Comment #9]

1. purple hair
2. rat in backpack
3. OOOO harsh, i dunno
4. lotion/mayo
5. pigeon mystery meat (i would want to know what i ate!)
6. cat food cereal
7. EWWWWW!
8. sweat (vomit might influence me to do the same)
9. whoopee cushion
10. report card

[Comment #10]

Hair dyed purple
Fake rat
None I don't have a crush
Mayo Lotion
Pigeon
Cat food
toilet paper
Sweat
green dye
phony report card

[Comment #11]

1.hair dyed purple (that would actually be kinda cool!)
2.a fake rat
3.split pants
4.if the gum hasn't already been chewed, i'm fine with it
5.pigeon meat
6.cat food (shampoo? ick!)
7.bird poop (smaller chance of someone noticing)
8.disgusting sweat scent
9. green food coloring
10.get a phony report card with all F's (i'd know it's fake right away)

[Comment #12]

1.purple hair
2.fakerat
3.split my pants
4.mayo
5.play-doh
6.strawerry shampoo
7.bird poop
8.sweat scent
9.whoopee cushion
10.pretending to be my crush

[Comment #13]

1. Wake up with my hair dyed purple
2. A fake rat in my backpack
3. Split my pants in front of my crush
4. My body lotion replaced with mayonnaise
5. Find out the “mystery meat” in the cafeteria I ate was the chemical substance used to make play-doh
6. Have my bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food (At least it's actually food!)
7. Have toilet paper stuck to the butt of my pants
8. Have your favorite perfume replaced with a Disgusting Sweat scent
9. Sit on a whoopee cushion in church
10. Get a phony report card with all F's

[Comment #14]

Wake up with your hair dyed purple OR with a giant tattoo of “I heart MOM?” 1st one--------------------
Have someone put itching powder in your underwear OR a fake rat in your backpack? Fake RAT
Split your pants in front of your crush OR have a giant booger on your face while talking to him or her? Split pants
Have your sandwich filling replaced with used chewing gum OR your body lotion replaced with mayonnaise?Body lotion Mayo
Find out the “mystery meat” in the cafeteria you ate was pigeon OR the chemical substance used to make play-doh? playdoh one
Have your breakfast smoothie replaced with strawberry shampoo OR your bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food? Cat food
Have toilet paper stuck to the butt of your pants OR bird poop in your hair?Bird poop stuck to hair
Have your favorite perfume/cologne replaced with a Vomit scent OR Disgusting Sweat scent? Sweat scent
Sit on a whoopee cushion in church OR realize (too late!) someone added green food coloring to your face wash? face wash green
Get a prank call from your brother or sister prank call` pretending to be your crush OR get a phony report card with all F's?

[Comment #15]

the pranks are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i love april 1st !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Comment #16]

I'm going to pull so many tricks on everyone I know. I love April Fool's Day!

[Comment #17]

1.My hair dyed purple,coz my mom would be angry anyway if i get a tattoo.
2.A fake rat!i can throw it out after.
3.ohh...can i just say "none of the above"?
4.mayonnaise.i mean,USED CHEWING GUM?!!
5.pigeon.a play-doh substance?no way.
6.cat food.then i can give it to my cat.
7.toilet paper.my hair is NEVER gonna get bird poop in it!
8.again,none of the above.
9.whoopee cushion.my face wash is important to me.
10.get a phony report card.my mom will get red in the face when she reads it.

[Comment #18]

best questions ever so embarrisang and gross its hard to chose but this is what i chose.
1.hair purple
2.fake rat
3.rip pants
4.mayo
5.play-doh
6.strawberry shampoo
7.toilet paper
8.sweat scent
9.whopee cusion
10.fake crush call
this is going to be the best april fools thanks for the great ideas they are so deviusthanks ratha

[Comment #19]

1. Wake up with my hair dyed purple (I've always wanted to color my hair anyway.)
2. Find a fake rat in my backpack for sure!
3. Neither
4. My body lotion replaced with mayonnaise (used gum? EW!)
5. Find out it was pigeon
6. I can't decide they're both equally horrible
7. Again, NEITHER!
8. Disgusting sweat scent
9. Have green food coloring added to your face wash
10. Get a phony report card with all F's

[Comment #20]

the second one every time

[Comment #21]

1.purple hair
2.fake rat
3.I am not permitted to answer that
4.mayo
5.chemical in play doh
6.strawberry shampoo
7.toilet paper
8.sweat
9.whoopie cushin since I dont go to church
10.report card

[Comment #22]

1. tattoo (if it's removable)
2. fake rat
3. split pants (just hope I didn't really like my pants!)
4. mayo lotion
5. play-doh since I already know
6. cat food I don't want to die.
7. bird poop
8. vomit sent especially if it's baby spit-up!
9. green face wash
10.phony report card. It would be utterly incredible to freak and nearly have a heart attack!!! :P

[Comment #23]

1. Hair dyed
2. fake rat
4. Replaced lotion
5. chemical substance
7. toilet paper
9. Whoopie cushion
10. prank call

[Comment #24]

i can'twait to put a rubber spider under my moms pillow. she is going to freak out.

[Comment #25]

1. Purple hair ( i <3 purple)
2. fake rat ( i <3 rat LOL)
3. Split pants
4. mayonisee (HOWever u spell it)
5. Play doh
6. strawberry shampoo
7. toielt paper
8. swweat
9. whoppie cushin (don't go to church)
10. fake report card
Have an awesome april foool and remember i rock