March 27, 2012

April Fools’ Would You Rather?

WouldYouRatherApril Fools’ Would You Rather?

Howdy, Splotters! Do you have big plans to pull some fast ones on your friends for April Fools’ Day on April 1? Or are you usually the one who gets fooled? Either way, get in the zone with our April Fools’ Would You Rather.

Would you rather . . .

  1. Wake up with your hair dyed purple OR with a giant tattoo of “I heart MOM?”
  2. Have someone put itching powder in your underwear OR a fake rat in your backpack?
  3. Split your pants in front of your crush OR have a giant booger on your face while talking to him or her?
  4. Have your sandwich filling replaced with used chewing gum OR your body lotion replaced with mayonnaise?
  5. Find out the “mystery meat” in the cafeteria you ate was pigeon OR the chemical substance used to make play-doh?
  6. Have your breakfast smoothie replaced with strawberry shampoo OR your bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food?
  7. Have toilet paper stuck to the butt of your pants OR bird poop in your hair?
  8. Have your favorite perfume/cologne replaced with a Vomit scent OR Disgusting Sweat scent?
  9. Sit on a whoopee cushion in church OR realize (too late!) someone added green food coloring to your face wash?
  10. Get a prank call from your brother or sister pretending to be your crush OR get a phony report card with all F’s?

Leave your answers in the Comments below. And let us know if you have any good pranks planned for April Fools’ Day! Until next time, good luck making it through April 1st!

— Ratha, STACKS Writer

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  1. IcePhoenix47

    Purple Hair
    Fake Rat
    Ooh… that’s really hard. Maybe booger and then call it an April Fools Joke?
    Chewing Gum. Just looking at mayo makes me feel sick.
    Pigeon! Who knows whats in play-doh…
    cat food
    bird poop. just go wash it out….I hope…..
    sweat maybe?
    food coloring by far!!!! that would actually be pretty awesome.
    my brother pretending to be my crush

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  2. sha

    1. purple hair
    2.rat
    3. split pants
    4.mayo
    5.play-doh
    6.shampoo
    7.toilet paper
    8. vomit ( i can fake to the teacher that i threw up in bathroom and will go home early :) )
    9.food coloring
    10.prank call

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  3. rubyrainbow24

    1. purple hair {luv purple :) }
    2. fake rat
    3. split pants
    4. mayo
    5. play-doh
    6. strawberry shampoo
    7. bird poo
    8. sweat ( vomit? eewww!)
    9. face wash
    10. report card (I’d notice it’s fake)

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  4. laptopfashionista10

    1.tattoo
    2.fake rat
    3.booger
    4.mayonnaise
    5.play-doh (either one is disgusting tho)
    6.cat food
    7.toilet paper
    8.sweat
    9.whoopie cushion(already have lol)
    10.fake report card

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  5. cutelabrador3

    1: Wake up with purple hair.
    2: Fake rat in my book bag
    3: split my pant in front of my crush
    4: Filling replaced with chewed gum
    5: chemical used for play-doh
    6:shampoo
    7:toilet paper to my butt
    8: disgusting sweat scent
    9: food coloring to my face wash
    10: phony report card with all f’s

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  6. dolphinblue1852

    Purple Hair
    Fake rat
    Split Pants
    Pigeon
    Cat Food
    Toilet Paper
    Disgusting Sweat
    Whoopee Cushion
    Phony Report Card
    Happy April Fools Day!

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  7. tino

    1.PURPLE HAIR
    2.FAKE RAT
    3.SPLIT PANTS lol
    4.MAYONAISSED BODY LOTION
    5.CHEMICAL SUBSTANCE….I THINK
    6.STARWBERRY SHAMPOO
    7.TOILET PAPER
    8.SWEAT
    9.WHOOPEE CUSHION
    10.PRANK CALL

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  8. werewolfcat5

    1.Wake up with my hair dyed purple.
    2.Have someone put a fake rat in my backpack.
    3.Split my pants in front of my crush.
    4.My body lotion replaced with mayonnaise.
    5.Find out the chemical substance used to make play-doh.
    6.Have my bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food.
    7.Have toilet paper stuck to the butt of my pants.
    8.Have my favorite perfume/cologne replaced with a Disgusting
    Sweat scent.
    9.Sit on a whoopee cushion in church.
    10.Get a phony report card with all F’s.

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  9. AdventureBookish7

    1.hair dyed-that would be awesome!
    2.fake rat-i would so jump and get freaked out
    3.split pants-its happened before too horrible
    4.sandwich replaced with chewed gum
    5.pigeon-just hope its not raw
    6.catfood-shampoo in mouth disgusting
    7.bird poop in hair-that would be great(not really)
    8.sweat
    9.whoopee cushion-would get in trouble but i dont care,id pee my pant laughing to hard anyway!ha
    10.prank call-id just play along with who ever it is

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  10. dramabookworm14

    Wake up with your hair dyed purple
    Fake rat in your backpack
    Have a giant booger on your face while talking to him or her
    Have your sandwich filling replaced with used chewing gum
    Find out the “mystery meat” in the cafeteria you ate was pigeon
    Have your breakfast smoothie replaced with strawberry shampoo
    Have toilet paper stuck to the butt of your pants
    Have your favorite perfume/cologne replaced with Disgusting Sweat scent
    Sit on a whoopee cushion in church
    Get a prank call from your brother or sister pretending to be your crush
    Some of these I would never want either bu its whatever for he fun of it! ;D

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  11. AmazingAthena69

    1. Hair Purple
    2. Fake Rat
    3. Split Pants
    4. Body Lotion
    5. Pigeon
    6. Shampoo
    7. Toilet Paper
    8. Sweat Scent
    9. Green Food Coloring
    10. Repor Card

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  12. l and k

    1.dyed purple hair
    2. fake rat
    3. split my pants
    4. chewing gum
    5. play-doh
    6.cat food
    7.toilet paper on butt
    8. sweat scent
    9. face wash
    10.report card with all f’s

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  13. writergrapes3

    1. Tattoo
    2. Fake Rat
    3. Split My Pants
    4. Mayo
    5. Mystery Meat
    6. Strawberry Shampoo
    7. Toilet Paper
    8. Sweat
    9. Whoopee Cushion
    10.Fake Report Card
    I put some of that clear wrapping stuff that you use in the kitchen on the door of my parents room and they walked right into it. I video taped the whole thing! I almost died literally because I was holding back all of my laughter. I was crying hysterically when I was finished with the prank because it was that funny!

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  14. l and j

    hair purple
    fake rat
    split pants
    manyasse how do u spell that
    play doh
    strawberry shampoo
    toilet paper
    swwwwwwwwweat
    whoppie cusion
    report card
    byeee

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  15. J

    1.perple hair
    2.fake rat
    3.split pants
    4.mayonisee
    5.play doh
    6.stawberry shampoo
    7.toilet paper
    8.swweat
    9.cussoin
    10.repot card

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  16. Abby

    Purple hair (rock on!)
    fake rat ( I like rats)
    split pants (I can hide it with me sweater)
    gum
    play doh
    cat food
    toilet paper
    whoppie cushing (I do not go to church
    prank call

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  17. Carly

    1. purple hair
    2. fake rat
    3. split pants
    4. chewing gum
    5. play-doh chemical
    6. strawberry shampoo
    7. toilet paper
    8. sweat
    9. whoopie cusion
    10. fake report card

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  18. Graycat51

    1.hair dyed purple 2.rat 3.neither 4.the mayo,not a hard desision 5.play doh 6.cat food 7.toilit paper,I could take it out 8.NEITHER! 9.coloring 10.phoney call

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  19. elfheroine1

    Purple hair!
    Fake rat!
    I dunno. I don’t have a crush.
    lotion.
    Pigeon.
    Strawberry shampoo.
    Toilet paper.
    I don’t wear perfume. But sweat, I guess.
    Whoopie cushion.
    Hum, I don’t know, I don’t have a crush and I’m Home schooled, so I don’t get report cards.

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  20. DJ9303

    1.Hair dyed purple.I love purple.
    2.Fake rat in my back pack.Not that bad.
    3.Split my pants.Just cover it up
    4.Chewing gum in my sandwich.Nothing wrong with that. 5.Find out the chemical for play-dough.Again,not so bad.
    6.Cocco pebles replaced with cat food.It wouldnt be gross to taste it.
    7.I don’t know because its a hard decision…
    8.The sweat scent because who wants to smell like vomit all day.
    9.Whoopie Cushion(I don’t go to church.)
    10.Phoney report card with all F’s(I’d know it when I saw it.
    Everybody on Stacks,Stay Cool LOLOLOLOLO :P

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