April Fools' Would You Rather?
Howdy, Splotters! The biggest prank day of the year is coming up – April Fools' Day on April 1st. Do you have big plans to pull some fast ones on your friends? Or are you usually the one who gets fooled? Either way, get in the zone with our April Fools' Would You Rather.
Would you rather . . .
- Wake up with your hair dyed purple OR with a giant tattoo of “I heart MOM?”
- Have someone put itching powder in your underwear OR a fake rat in your backpack?
- Split your pants in front of your crush OR have a giant booger on your face while talking to him or her?
- Have your sandwich filling replaced with used chewing gum OR your body lotion replaced with mayonnaise?
- Find out the “mystery meat” in the cafeteria you ate was pigeon OR the chemical substance used to make play-doh?
- Have your breakfast smoothie replaced with strawberry shampoo OR your bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food?
- Have toilet paper stuck to the butt of your pants OR bird poop in your hair?
- Have your favorite perfume/cologne replaced with a Vomit scent OR Disgusting Sweat scent?
- Sit on a whoopee cushion in church OR realize (too late!) someone added green food coloring to your face wash?
- Get a prank call from your brother or sister pretending to be your crush OR get a phony report card with all F's?
Leave your answers in the Comments below. And let us know if you have any good pranks planned for April Fools' Day! Until next time, good luck making it through April 1st!
— Ratha, STACKS Writer