March 27, 2012

April Fools’ Would You Rather?

WouldYouRatherApril Fools’ Would You Rather?

Howdy, Splotters! Do you have big plans to pull some fast ones on your friends for April Fools’ Day on April 1? Or are you usually the one who gets fooled? Either way, get in the zone with our April Fools’ Would You Rather.

Would you rather . . .

  1. Wake up with your hair dyed purple OR with a giant tattoo of “I heart MOM?”
  2. Have someone put itching powder in your underwear OR a fake rat in your backpack?
  3. Split your pants in front of your crush OR have a giant booger on your face while talking to him or her?
  4. Have your sandwich filling replaced with used chewing gum OR your body lotion replaced with mayonnaise?
  5. Find out the “mystery meat” in the cafeteria you ate was pigeon OR the chemical substance used to make play-doh?
  6. Have your breakfast smoothie replaced with strawberry shampoo OR your bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food?
  7. Have toilet paper stuck to the butt of your pants OR bird poop in your hair?
  8. Have your favorite perfume/cologne replaced with a Vomit scent OR Disgusting Sweat scent?
  9. Sit on a whoopee cushion in church OR realize (too late!) someone added green food coloring to your face wash?
  10. Get a prank call from your brother or sister pretending to be your crush OR get a phony report card with all F’s?

Leave your answers in the Comments below. And let us know if you have any good pranks planned for April Fools’ Day! Until next time, good luck making it through April 1st!

— Ratha, STACKS Writer

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  1. PURPLEPUG47

    1. purple hair
    2. fake rat
    3. booger
    4. mayonaise
    5. play doh
    6. cat food
    7. toilet paper
    8. sweat
    9. whoopee cushion
    10. report card

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  2. Alyssa

    1.Dye Hair purple
    2.fake rat
    3.split pants
    4.used gum( I know its gross but I HATE Mayo)
    5.pigeon
    6.shampoo(DUH!)
    7.toilet paper ( Again…DUH!)
    8.sweat
    9.green dye (It would be easy to play sick and stay home)
    10.prank call. (If you live w/your bro or sis it would be easy to get back at them)

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  3. aquafreeze31

    1.Puple hair(NO- tatoos!)
    2.fake rat(not scary :)
    3.niether(too embarassing!)
    4.mayo (ewwy chewing gum!)
    5.play doh( duh!)
    6.catfood (yum, yum LOL)
    7.toilet paper(could at least pull it off :)
    8.vomit scent(I could have an excuse to go home!)
    9.face wash green(other- disrespectful!)
    10.phony report(IT’s FAKE!)

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  4. Andrew

    1 hair
    2 itching stuff
    3 pants
    4 mayo
    5 play doh
    6 strawberry shampoo
    7 tolit paper
    8 sweat
    9 green food coloring
    10 fake report card

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  5. aggressivejuno3

    i would rather wake up with my hair dyed purple… I mean hey who wouldn’t wanna different hair color for a couple days? :)

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  6. Emma

    I would rather,1.have purple hair 2.itching powder 3.giant booger 4.mayo 5.play doh 6.cat food 7.toilet paper 8.sweat scent 9.whoopee cushion 10.prank call

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  7. dragonphoenix59

    1. I heart mom
    2. Fake rat
    3. Split my pants (!)
    4. Body lotion replaced with mayo (I probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference unless I smelt it!)
    5. Pigeon
    6. Strawberry shampoo
    7. Toilet paper
    8. Disgusting sweat
    9. Green food coloring (I actually think that’d be kinda cool!)
    10. Prank call

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  8. bandsinging2

    1. hair dyed purple
    2.fake rat in my backpack
    3. split my pants in front of my crush
    4. have my body lotion filled with mayonnaise
    5. chemical substance in play doh
    6.cocoa pebble replaced by cat food
    7. bird poo in my hair
    8. discusting sweat scent
    9.sit on a whoopee cushion in church
    10. phony report card with all F’s ( i wouldn’t know the difference)

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  9. bluesphinx4

    1.wake up with hair dyed purple
    2.fake rat
    3.split pants
    4.sandwich filling replaced with chewimg gum
    5.play-doh
    6.strawberry shampoo
    7.toilet paper
    8.disgusting sweat
    9.whoopee cushion
    10.get a phony report card

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  10. bluefangs77

    1.purple hair
    2.fack rat
    3.split pants
    4.gum
    5.playdooh
    6.strawberry shampoo
    7.vomit
    8.tp
    9.food coloring
    10.prank call

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  11. Jennifer

    I don’t think I’d want any of those but…
    1. Hair dyed purple
    2. Fake rat
    3. Split your pants
    4. Mayonnaise
    5. Play-doh
    6. Strawberry shampoo
    7. Toilet paper
    8. Disgusting Sweat scent
    9. Whoopee cushion
    10. Get a phony report card with all F’s

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  12. pinkunicorn108

    1.purple hair 2.fake rat 3.split my pants 4.mayo bodywash 5.pigeon meat 6.catfoodforbreakfast! 7.toiletpaper 8.sweatscent 9.green food coloring 10.phoney report card.i cant wait to tell my 14 year old brother that our rabbit got in his room and chewed hi tv cord in half.lol :) <3

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  13. cutejade18

    1. Purple hair
    2. fake rat!!
    3. i do not have a crush
    4. mayo
    5. play doh?????
    6. shampoo
    7. bird poop{heard a person say it was lucky}
    8. sweat scent
    9. IDK
    10. prank call (never got a f)

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  14. PinkDragon57

    1. hair dyed purple
    2.fake rat 3.Split pants 4.mayo lotion 5.play-doh?
    6.strawberry shampoo
    7.toilet paper
    8.Disgusting Sweat scent?
    9.Sit on a whoopee cushion in church
    10. get a phony report card with all F’s?

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  15. dolphinbrain37

    1)I’d rather wake up with my hair dyed purple.
    2)I’d rather have my friend put a fake rat in my bookbag.
    3)I’d rather split my pants in front of my crush.
    4)I’d rather have my sandwich filling replaced with used chewing gum.
    5)I’d rather find out the chemical substance used to make play-doh.
    6)I’d rather have my breakfast smoothie replaced with strawberry shampoo.
    7)I’d rather have toilet paper stuck to my butt of my pants.
    8)I’d rather have my perfume replaced with disgusting sweat scent.
    9)I’d rather sit on a whopee cushion in church.
    10)I’d rather get a prank phone call fom my brother pretending to be my crush.

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  16. Kallista

    #1:purple hair
    #2:fake rat
    #3:booger
    #4:mayonaise
    #5:play dough
    #6:coco pebbles
    #7:toilet paper
    #8:Vomit
    #9:face wash
    #10:prank call
    OMG #8 was hard!

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  17. EpicInk2

    1. Hair dyed purple ;]
    2. Fake rat. I can’t stand itchy, irritating things.
    3. Split my pants… little do you know I always wear two pairs ’cause I’m odd like that x]
    4. Body lotion replaced with mayo. ‘Cause then I can lick it off [Love mayo so much!]
    5. Find out it was pigeon. At least you can eat pigeon. My Mum’s eaten pigeon.
    6. Oh my gosh. I’ve had a cat all my life and I have to say cat food is NOT nice stuff. So the shampoo one.
    7. Toilet paper.
    8. Vomit… rose flavoured vomit.
    9. Whoppie cushion. Someone better not do that to me tomorrow when I go to church.
    10. Phoney report card… I can’t let them know who I like…

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  18. Popcorn3penguin

    1.Wake up with your hair dyed purple
    2.a fake rat in your backpack
    3.Split your pants
    4. body lotion replaced with mayonnaise(its good for your skin lol)
    5.Find out the “mystery meat” in the cafeteria you ate was the chemical substance used to make play-doh
    6.Have your bowl of Cocoa Pebbles replaced with cat food
    7.bird poop in your hair
    8.Have your favorite perfume/cologne replaced with a Disgusting Sweat scent
    9.Sit on a whoopee cushion in church
    10.Get a prank call from your brother or sister pretending to be your crush

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  19. akiesha

    1.hair dyed
    2.itching powder
    3.giant booger
    4.mayonnaise
    5.mystery meat
    6.cocoa pebbles w/ catfood
    7.bird poop
    8.vomit
    9.green face
    10.report card

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  20. beyonce

    1.hair dyed purple
    2.fake rat
    3.booger
    4.chewing gum
    5.piegon
    6.strawberry shampoo
    7.bird poop
    8.sweat
    9.green face wash
    10.prank call

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