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January 17, 2011

Create a Caption: David the Gnome

Createacaption Hey all you Ink Splotters. . . I'm baaack! Hope you all missed me on my little break because I sure missed writing wacky and outrageous (yet sometimes insightful) posts for Ink Splot 26 and all you amazing readers.

Lately I've been seeing a ton of great trailers for the movie, Gnomeo & Juliet, and it got me thinking about my gnome buddy, David (named after an old-school Nickelodeon show, David the Gnome). Even though he's MUCH larger than the average gnome, David still loves taking care of Mother Earth by recycling, planting flowers and trees, and cleaning up the parks. Not only is David an awesome nature caretaker, but he also knows how to have a great time, as he loves to get down and boogie on the dance floor.

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So as David gets his groove thang on, YOU get to fill in what he might be saying (or singing)! Write your caption in the Comments.

— Carly M., Ink Splot 26 Blogger

Comments

Total Approved Comments: 91

I just hit a growth sprout!

GNOME HIGH!GNOME HIGH GNOME HIGH! (does victory dance)

Do the saftey dance!

I bet he's saying, "Ya wanna break dance?!?!"

"As I quote from Miley Cyrus, I can't be tamed!" I really want to see Gnomeo and Juliet.

"You've gotta fight--
For your right--
To paaarrrtttyyy!"

he's singing tik tok by kesha.

"Oh yeah"

Where's snap and crackle?!

Those people on stage are dressed like me, except they don't have a hat like me...

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! People's backs are facing me!!! Why are they insulting me!? Why?!?!?!" LOL

"Gnome if you want to, gnome around the world..."

"Does this hat make me look funny?"

"Huh. Wonder if I stand out. INDIVIDUALITY! YEAH!"

Everybody dance to the...Poka?

He's singing and dancing to We R Who We R by Kesha.

Rudolf, santa? what am i doing with all these short humans???? why is he carrying a tuba???

"Look at me now mom!"

:D

he is so cool

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh these people hate me

i think that he might be saying look at all these people!!! aren't i special? " hip hip horray"!!!

These clogs are really hurting my feet mom, *forced smile*

lets go CRAZY

" Baby Baby Baby oh I thought you would always be mine!"

" Do I look like Justin Bieber the Gnome?"

" The party don't start till I walk in, Tik Tok on the clock the party don't stop no ohh wah ohhhh!"

" I can't be tamed I just can't be tamed ya, just can't be tamed by a gnome baby?"

"Imma be up in the club doing what ever I like"

Lol! I am so funny?
What would you think if Justin Bieber would look like a Gnome?

I am a gnome if you please i am a gnome if you don't
but you have to know that my hat is the BESTEST!!!!

he says "excuse me fellow instrument playing gnomes, could you please tell me where the garden is?"

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