Guinness World Records 2011 Create a Caption
You may remember last year on Ink Splot 26, we posted a Create a Caption photo of the guy who holds the record for wearing the most T-shirts at once. It's a pretty funny picture, and your captions for it were hilarious! Well this year, it's spoons.
This kid holds the world record for balancing the most spoons on his face. I never knew that face-spoon-balancing was a world record event, but that's just one example of the kind of knowledge you can gain by reading Guinness World Records 2011, which is available now.
Write in the Comments what this kid would be saying. . . uh, if he could open his mouth, that is. . .
—Sonja, STACKS Staffer
Photos courtesy of Guinness World Records
The kid is saying, "Well, at least these aren't knives!"
Comment #76 | Posted by: Kaylee on November 02, 2010 at 04:14 PM
The kid is saying, "Hmmm, maybe I should pick out my own Halloween costume- not my sister."
Comment #77 | Posted by: Kaylee on November 02, 2010 at 04:16 PM
He's probably saying " Okay, 100 spoons fell off the table, but half of them went up instead and stuck to my head."
Comment #78 | Posted by: Heffley290 on November 02, 2010 at 07:43 PM
HELLO CAN SOME ONE HELP ME I THINK THEE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY FACE AND I THING SOME ONE HAVE SUPER GULD ALL THIS STUFF TO MY FACE HAHAHAHAHAH HHHHEEELLLPP MMMMEEEMEMMEM
Comment #79 | Posted by: ADRIANNA on November 03, 2010 at 06:39 PM
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP ME ME ME ME ME ME MEM MEM
Comment #80 | Posted by: ADRIANNA on November 03, 2010 at 06:41 PM
Uh...spoon me up Scottie!
Comment #81 | Posted by: freddy on November 06, 2010 at 02:59 PM
These aren't put on with glue right.
Comment #82 | Posted by: Ilovedots on November 06, 2010 at 03:17 PM
"Don't worry, I have plenty."
Comment #83 | Posted by: Kara on November 12, 2010 at 02:32 PM
Hey, what am I going to eat with??
Comment #84 | Posted by: 4jm1 on November 12, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Mom, I know I don't like your soup, but is this nessecary?
Comment #85 | Posted by: Meghan on November 13, 2010 at 09:42 AM
go ahead, just make fun of the kid who can gravitate spoons to magically appear on his face, and sadly cant seem to pull them off...uh... somebody, a little help here!
Comment #86 | Posted by: Arrielle on November 14, 2010 at 07:36 PM
yo dude iam new so can somone give me some info about this site
Comment #87 | Posted by: nightflame on November 15, 2010 at 10:06 AM
i can beat it
Comment #88 | Posted by: i on November 16, 2010 at 10:05 AM
OMG how can he do that i think he just glued them to his face but that is freaky and awsome
Comment #89 | Posted by: megan1551 on November 17, 2010 at 11:14 AM
He would say "Ahhh why the heck are all these spoons on my face?"
Comment #90 | Posted by: Stays up all night girl on November 17, 2010 at 12:56 PM
I'm awesome!
Comment #91 | Posted by: derrick on November 18, 2010 at 02:45 PM
A little help here!
Comment #92 | Posted by: Caitlin on November 18, 2010 at 07:28 PM
i like the mask
Comment #93 | Posted by: jessica on November 20, 2010 at 10:16 AM
Ow!! This is hurting me, but at least I made a record!!
Comment #94 | Posted by: 37greentea on November 20, 2010 at 12:31 PM
MOM DAD HELP i have spoons all over my face
Comment #95 | Posted by: mallory on November 20, 2010 at 11:26 PM
Mom I found my new Halloween costume, the spoon-o-mater
Comment #96 | Posted by: culydex345 on November 21, 2010 at 07:27 PM
OK.... this glue is pulling my face
Comment #97 | Posted by: SNUGGLES119 on November 22, 2010 at 01:17 PM
Darn, I told my mom all that spinach would magnatize my face.... TOO MUCH IRON!
Comment #98 | Posted by: Mr. S on November 26, 2010 at 01:13 PM
Mom when can I take these off ther'e making my face numb?
Comment #99 | Posted by: VinillaAngel on November 26, 2010 at 03:38 PM
we got tummtuns over here bigger than a moster
Comment #100 | Posted by: dran850 on November 27, 2010 at 03:37 PM