Guinness World Records 2011 Create a Caption
You may remember last year on Ink Splot 26, we posted a Create a Caption photo of the guy who holds the record for wearing the most T-shirts at once. It's a pretty funny picture, and your captions for it were hilarious! Well this year, it's spoons.
This kid holds the world record for balancing the most spoons on his face. I never knew that face-spoon-balancing was a world record event, but that's just one example of the kind of knowledge you can gain by reading Guinness World Records 2011, which is available now.
Write in the Comments what this kid would be saying. . . uh, if he could open his mouth, that is. . .
—Sonja, STACKS Staffer
Photos courtesy of Guinness World Records
he saying my face iches plz get these spoons off lol lol lol!
Comment #51 | Posted by: frog lover29 on October 08, 2010 at 04:30 PM
Remind me never to take a bath in syrup again.
Comment #52 | Posted by: Emma_ Star on October 08, 2010 at 05:50 PM
NO MOM!! Don't tell all your friends about this!!! WHAT!?!? You sent to picture to everyone in my phone....My life is ruined. I'll be in the bathroom if you need me... hiding from all the people who are going to see this.
Comment #53 | Posted by: Emma_ Star on October 08, 2010 at 05:55 PM
These spoons tickle my cheeks. :P
Comment #54 | Posted by: Maddie on October 09, 2010 at 11:42 AM
do you like my mask? i am hungry like crazy
Comment #55 | Posted by: sabrina on October 09, 2010 at 08:12 PM
"Well at least now I don't have to get up to get a spoon!"
Comment #56 | Posted by: Rachel on October 10, 2010 at 04:19 PM
Im so attractive!
Comment #57 | Posted by: Paramore108 on October 10, 2010 at 05:50 PM
Ummmmm... I am alittle freaked out by this. Please stop staring at me... I am just a boy!
Comment #58 | Posted by: Lily on October 12, 2010 at 08:40 PM
I think he is saying:
Uh hello? Somebody? Where's everyone your meant to take a pic! Hello!!!
Comment #59 | Posted by: starz on October 18, 2010 at 06:55 AM
these spoons are COLD
Comment #60 | Posted by: girl on October 19, 2010 at 05:26 PM
"Woah, I'm so coo- wait... ITCHY! MOM, I BLAME IT ON YOU!"
Comment #61 | Posted by: xX_HPfanatic_Xx on October 26, 2010 at 04:29 PM
I almost win my record
Comment #62 | Posted by: Esme on October 27, 2010 at 02:40 PM
ok......how is that posable???????
Comment #63 | Posted by: cathrinel on October 28, 2010 at 09:30 AM
I shouldn't have eaten a magnet.
Comment #64 | Posted by: Vicki on October 28, 2010 at 12:48 PM
I shouldn't have played with that glue gun!
Comment #65 | Posted by: Devin on October 28, 2010 at 12:48 PM
I sure am a metal head!
Comment #66 | Posted by: Quentin W on October 28, 2010 at 03:21 PM
I sure am glad these aren't forks!!
Comment #67 | Posted by: Jordan on October 28, 2010 at 03:24 PM
um wat r u doing? u a metal head? trying to break a world record? i would not attempt to do this or if i had to do it i would want $1,000,000 in cash!!!
Comment #68 | Posted by: NOOB_SAIBOT on October 28, 2010 at 03:32 PM
uh... a little help here these spoons are like sticking to my face HELP HELP HELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment #69 | Posted by: riah w on October 29, 2010 at 05:00 PM
Maybe this will be a good halloween costume i could be a silver spoon get it mom huh get it ?
Comment #70 | Posted by: riah w on October 29, 2010 at 05:05 PM
WILL THESE COME OFF MOM... THEY WONT MOM WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME (SCREAM)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WHY ME WHY ME WHY ME WHY ME
Comment #71 | Posted by: riah w on October 29, 2010 at 05:08 PM
hmmm, now i don't have to leave my seat when i need a spoon to eat my cereal, but wait, i can't even open my mouth! Mom get down here! I need to find a way to eat or I'll starve! MOM: So take the spoons of your face. KID: I can't!, Its stuck on me like a magnet!
Comment #72 | Posted by: Nerdygurl101 on October 29, 2010 at 06:57 PM
"C' mon...Have you taken enough pictures yet??"
Comment #73 | Posted by: Grady on October 31, 2010 at 01:29 PM
You;d think I'd win the Guiness World Records by now, but NO. It's all because of that kid who can stick 569 spoons on his face. Hmph.
Comment #74 | Posted by: pottercrazy407 on November 02, 2010 at 07:28 AM
mmmmm... that was some good cookie,I knew i shouldn't of licked all the spoons.
Comment #75 | Posted by: Pie-14 on November 02, 2010 at 12:42 PM