Guinness World Records 2011 Create a Caption
You may remember last year on Ink Splot 26, we posted a Create a Caption photo of the guy who holds the record for wearing the most T-shirts at once. It's a pretty funny picture, and your captions for it were hilarious! Well this year, it's spoons.
This kid holds the world record for balancing the most spoons on his face. I never knew that face-spoon-balancing was a world record event, but that's just one example of the kind of knowledge you can gain by reading Guinness World Records 2011, which is available now.
Write in the Comments what this kid would be saying. . . uh, if he could open his mouth, that is. . .
—Sonja, STACKS Staffer
Photos courtesy of Guinness World Records
The kid is saying: Wow, my face must be a magnet!!!
Comment #1 | Posted by: Melodie on September 27, 2010 at 06:23 AM
"This is heavy... And OW! Cold!"
Comment #2 | Posted by: Marytonga on September 27, 2010 at 09:13 AM
hello somebody please get these spoons off my face i can't breath any more call 911 help get these spoons off my face !
Comment #3 | Posted by: ashley on September 27, 2010 at 11:16 AM
I'm glad these arent' forks!
Comment #4 | Posted by: amy on September 27, 2010 at 11:52 AM
Um...Im not soup.
Comment #5 | Posted by: soccermvp on September 27, 2010 at 02:20 PM
My face sure is sticky!
Comment #6 | Posted by: 84silly on September 27, 2010 at 02:32 PM
My eyes hurt, my mouths open, cant close it, my eye itches, its pulling my skin, it really hurts, i don't know why i did this, my eyes look weird, and im hungry
Comment #7 | Posted by: gottahavemypops on September 27, 2010 at 03:28 PM
The kid is saying: "Wow I did not know that I can do it."
Comment #8 | Posted by: golfer15 on September 27, 2010 at 03:28 PM
A bee is in my mouth, im turning silver, cant eat, still hungry, bee went down my throat, glue is drying, I CANT SEE like this!,
Comment #9 | Posted by: gottahavemypops on September 27, 2010 at 03:32 PM
"I am bored get the spoons off."
Comment #10 | Posted by: joelo on September 27, 2010 at 03:32 PM
ahhhhhhhh spoons are on my face it is cold, I cant do anything or they will fall off. There is a fly in my mouth,It just went down my throat, I am very hungry, help me help me, who turned off the lights they know I am still in here now I here a nois what is going on.
Comment #11 | Posted by: the cocopuff on September 27, 2010 at 03:34 PM
this is really uncomfeterble get these spoons off of me.
Comment #12 | Posted by: fudge dragon on September 27, 2010 at 03:48 PM
now what?
Comment #13 | Posted by: gylfie97 on September 27, 2010 at 03:57 PM
What? I broke a record? I just needed somewhere to keep the pudding spoons...
Comment #14 | Posted by: Alison on September 27, 2010 at 04:12 PM
i think hed be saying help me cant breath hello here cant u see me i mean gosh some one take a pic if u not going to help
Comment #15 | Posted by: summer-springelephant on September 27, 2010 at 04:44 PM
Whoa Man
Comment #16 | Posted by: ilovepercyandmax on September 27, 2010 at 04:48 PM
That is so cool!!!!:D
Comment #17 | Posted by: Tahlia on September 27, 2010 at 04:51 PM
Don't 'cha wish your face could hang spoons like mine? Don't 'cha!
Comment #18 | Posted by: Azrael on September 27, 2010 at 05:06 PM
um mom can i get a fork I'm kind of sick of using a spoon
Comment #19 | Posted by: F on September 27, 2010 at 06:08 PM
My Face is magnetic! Look how cool this is guys!!
Comment #20 | Posted by: peace1414 on September 27, 2010 at 06:26 PM
"Like my mask?"
Comment #21 | Posted by: Miles on September 27, 2010 at 06:58 PM
Hmmmm I wonder if these spoons taste good!
Comment #22 | Posted by: Kenzie on September 27, 2010 at 07:08 PM
"I thought a magnetic face would be useful, not like this!"
Comment #23 | Posted by: Amara on September 27, 2010 at 07:10 PM
Mom, look how amazing I am!...These are going to come off right?
Comment #24 | Posted by: nick on September 27, 2010 at 08:15 PM
I plan on going trick-or-treating like this.
Comment #25 | Posted by: late night reader on September 27, 2010 at 08:24 PM