August 3, 2010

SPONSORED ENTRY: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

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Stay Away From This Guy

In The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (rated PG) the apprentice, Dave, encounters the evil sorcerer, Horvath. Horvath is played by Alfred Molina, who has lots of practice playing villains. You may remember, he played Doc Ock in Spiderman 2.

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Check out this scene from The Sorcerer’s Apprentice with Dave and Horvath. What do you imagine they could be saying? Wacky or serious, it’s up to you!

Here’s my go at it:
Horvath: I can’t believe you ordered spaghetti with extra garlic. I told you never to do that.
Dave: Listen, I’m just an apprentice. I’m just learning. Besides, it will help me keep away evil dudes like you.

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  1. Ley56

    Visser 3-I’m a yeerk
    Marco-Your funny
    Visser 3-It’s true all you humans are going to be my slaves
    Marco-Your funny

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  2. Ley56

    Guy with stick(visser 3)-I am your father.
    Other guy(Tobias)-Ummm no your not my father’s dead!
    Visser 3-WERE ARE THE ANDALITE BANDITS?!
    Tobias-Ummm excuse me but I need to use the bathroom.
    Visser 3-Why?
    Tobias-Not telling heh heh heh ha ha ha in your face!
    Visser 3-Your not worth it.
    Tobias-Bye!

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  3. Ley56

    Guy with the stick-”Liston I’m not going to hurt you if you answer this one tiny weenie questin.
    Other guy-what’s the questin?
    Guy with stick-Were are the andalites?
    Other guy-Ummmm haven’t seen any. Why don’t you ask the kids over there were one just turned into a red tailed hawk. Oh wait never mind! Found an andalite he was that amazingly handsome/pretty boy.
    The guy with the stick-What?

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  4. Ley56

    Horvath- Are you wearing a new shirt? Hmmmmm
    Dave- Um sorry but that stick is giving me the creeps.

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  5. D|N

    Horvath: (in a New York accent) Listen kid, I gave you 10 dollars to buy hair gel to fix up your messy hair… and plus 50 to date my daughter. You let me down, you get the breath stink. Agreed?
    Dave: Ye—he—essss *faints*

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  6. D|N

    Horvath: Listen, Dave. Do you see those glowing blue lights on my staff? They’ll hypnotize you an—
    Dave: Blue… pretty… lights… weee…
    Horvath: Maybe I should’ve turned them on AFTER I explained. (reads side of his staff) Side effects of early use of staff while someone is talking are: never getting the answers you want and having to wait 100 years for getting the person back to normal, unless you know Balthazar’s secret spell.
    Dave: No correct answersss… haaa… haaa…
    Horvath: D’oh! Why’d I ever buy this staff from the guy who tried to mug me! Now I’ll never know where that Balthazar is!

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  7. ImaniB

    Horvath:Do you have a some soap i could really use it
    Dave no but i do need to use the bathroom could you put me down

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  8. ImaniB

    Horvath:where’s the money
    Dave: what money
    Horvath:you know the money that’s in your pocket
    Dave: im broke ad your scaring the world out of me
    Horvath:If you tell me where the money is I might not kill you
    Dave you said might so does that mean ther’s a chance you will kill me
    Horvath : uhhh Apprentice’s
    Dave thinking to himself Boy how about instead of money a breath mint you really could use one mr.so cald sorcerer

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