SPONSORED ENTRY: The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Stay Away From This Guy

In The Sorcerer's Apprentice (rated PG) the apprentice, Dave, encounters the evil sorcerer, Horvath. Horvath is played by Alfred Molina, who has lots of practice playing villains. You may remember, he played Doc Ock in Spiderman 2.

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Check out this scene from The Sorcerer’s Apprentice with Dave and Horvath. What do you imagine they could be saying? Wacky or serious, it's up to you!

Here’s my go at it:
Horvath: I can’t believe you ordered spaghetti with extra garlic. I told you never to do that.
Dave: Listen, I’m just an apprentice. I’m just learning. Besides, it will help me keep away evil dudes like you.

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Comments

[Comment #1]

Horvath:Oooh, lookie here.This cane is magnetic.And it appears to be sticking to you.A robot, I take it.Explains the special powers.
Dave:Ummmm, maybe its something in my pocket?Dude!Im, a sorcerer!

[Comment #2]

How 'bout this?
Horvath: Did you take my doughnut?
Dave: No,no I didn't!!!!!
Horvath:I want.My doughnut.

[Comment #3]

Horvath:Did you take my pillow pet?
Dave:*laughs nervously like an idiot*

[Comment #4]

Horvath: Do you understand me?

Dave thinking to himself: I wonder how much hair gel he uses? It looks like a lot.Man he needs a breath mint!

[Comment #5]

Horvath: You've got a stain on your shirt. Look at it boy. Why won't you look at it?
Dave: Sorry. I'm too busy staring at the zit in the middle of your face. It's HUGE MAN!

[Comment #6]

UM ok i got it
Horvath:Whyd u do it!
Dave:Do what?
Horvath:You stole my underwear!
Dave: no i didnt!
Horvath: give them back!

[Comment #7]

Man how u know i took ur twinky man i was so hungrey "NO ONE TAKES MY TWINKY"

[Comment #8]

Srry man i didnot know that was ur twinky dant hurt me plz

[Comment #9]

Help God

[Comment #10]

Horvath:Uhh....Did you eat onion bagel this morn'?
Dave:(breathes out) Yesssss ssssssir!

[Comment #11]

hi looks cute

[Comment #12]

Horvath : Show me your best magic.
Dave:What do you mean man???????
Horvath:I mean show me you magic!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave:Stop pushing me man!!!!11111

[Comment #13]

Horvath:Stay away from my daughter!!

[Comment #14]

Horvath: Alright spidey,put your hands up!Or I'll use my octopuses arms to-Hey! where are my eight other arms??!!
Dave:Wrong movie dude!!This is sorcerers apprentice!!Not Spider-man 2!!
Horvath:But, the director said I could wear my arms!!I WANT MY OCTO ARMS!!!NOW!

[Comment #15]

Horvath:Tell me where he is!
Dave: where who is?
Horvath:you know who. your master.
Dave whar masster?
Horvath: the Masster that is teaching you magic>
Dave: dude i don't think that magic is even real.

[Comment #16]

Horvath:Give me my money you thug!
Dave:what money?

[Comment #17]

Horvath: i hate that shirt that your whereing, nerver where it AGAIN!

[Comment #18]

Dave:Do you smell something?
Hovarth: No.
Dave: *in a hushed voice* 'cause I think it's coming from your mouth...
Hovarth: WHAT?

[Comment #19]

wow how cool totaly lookie so futcheristic lovin it how about it

[Comment #20]

Haven't seen the movie but, I heard that it was awesome.

[Comment #21]

give me my taco dave

[Comment #22]

Horvath: Are you listening to me?

Dave: (Thinks) He needs to chew gum. I can still smell his morning breath and ikt's midnight!!!!

[Comment #23]

Horvath: *Accent* I don no what you do but your not goin to go ANYWHERE with that attitude!!
Dave: Cool man but can i ask you somethin.?
Horvath:Mmmmmhhhmmm
Dave: Can you please either get a grip or *takes a mint out* have an orbit sugar free mint??

[Comment #24]

horvath: hear have this cookie.

dave: i wil not take the cookie like darth vader did.

[Comment #25]

Horvath:OK EAT THE MINT DAVE!!!
Dave:But its you who needs it smell ur breath D: Horvath: *sinff sniff* HOLY VOW THAT IS FROM ME WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAH BREATH MAN