August 3, 2010

SPONSORED ENTRY: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

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Stay Away From This Guy

In The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (rated PG) the apprentice, Dave, encounters the evil sorcerer, Horvath. Horvath is played by Alfred Molina, who has lots of practice playing villains. You may remember, he played Doc Ock in Spiderman 2.

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Check out this scene from The Sorcerer’s Apprentice with Dave and Horvath. What do you imagine they could be saying? Wacky or serious, it’s up to you!

Here’s my go at it:
Horvath: I can’t believe you ordered spaghetti with extra garlic. I told you never to do that.
Dave: Listen, I’m just an apprentice. I’m just learning. Besides, it will help me keep away evil dudes like you.

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  1. Adam the vamp

    Horvath:OK EAT THE MINT DAVE!!!
    Dave:But its you who needs it smell ur breath D: Horvath: *sinff sniff* HOLY VOW THAT IS FROM ME WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAH BREATH MAN

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  2. Wolfy-S

    Horvath: *Accent* I don no what you do but your not goin to go ANYWHERE with that attitude!!
    Dave: Cool man but can i ask you somethin.?
    Horvath:Mmmmmhhhmmm
    Dave: Can you please either get a grip or *takes a mint out* have an orbit sugar free mint??

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  3. Rosella

    Horvath: Are you listening to me?
    Dave: (Thinks) He needs to chew gum. I can still smell his morning breath and ikt’s midnight!!!!

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  4. Abbylish

    Dave:Do you smell something?
    Hovarth: No.
    Dave: *in a hushed voice* ’cause I think it’s coming from your mouth…
    Hovarth: WHAT?

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  5. large gerble

    Horvath:Tell me where he is!
    Dave: where who is?
    Horvath:you know who. your master.
    Dave whar masster?
    Horvath: the Masster that is teaching you magic>
    Dave: dude i don’t think that magic is even real.

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  6. AlanRickmanfan

    Horvath: Alright spidey,put your hands up!Or I’ll use my octopuses arms to-Hey! where are my eight other arms??!!
    Dave:Wrong movie dude!!This is sorcerers apprentice!!Not Spider-man 2!!
    Horvath:But, the director said I could wear my arms!!I WANT MY OCTO ARMS!!!NOW!

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  7. penguingal10

    Horvath : Show me your best magic.
    Dave:What do you mean man???????
    Horvath:I mean show me you magic!!!!!!!!!!!
    Dave:Stop pushing me man!!!!11111

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  8. JaleynTC

    UM ok i got it
    Horvath:Whyd u do it!
    Dave:Do what?
    Horvath:You stole my underwear!
    Dave: no i didnt!
    Horvath: give them back!

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  9. Josephine

    Horvath: You’ve got a stain on your shirt. Look at it boy. Why won’t you look at it?
    Dave: Sorry. I’m too busy staring at the zit in the middle of your face. It’s HUGE MAN!

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  10. ICEDEMON96

    Horvath: Do you understand me?
    Dave thinking to himself: I wonder how much hair gel he uses? It looks like a lot.Man he needs a breath mint!

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  11. s.snape2000

    Horvath:Oooh, lookie here.This cane is magnetic.And it appears to be sticking to you.A robot, I take it.Explains the special powers.
    Dave:Ummmm, maybe its something in my pocket?Dude!Im, a sorcerer!

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