SPONSORED ENTRY: The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Only Sorcerers Can Do This
In The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (rated PG), Nicholas Cage plays Balthazar, who was of the great sorcerer Merlin’s original trusted apprentices. Now, stuck in modern day New York City, he takes on a new apprentice (Dave) to teach him all his tricks, and overcome the ancient forces of darkness.
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Um, what's with all the sponsored entries? And, my caption: "Now we can light up the scented candles!"
Comment #1 | Posted by: GNOletsgo1 on August 03, 2010 at 05:17 PM
Balthazar:SEE!If you train, you can become greater than me!Look at that!Its just a spark!
Comment #2 | Posted by: s.snape2000 on August 03, 2010 at 11:43 PM
What do I think he is saying?
"If you aren't careful,this thing will go right through you, causing a hole."
Comment #3 | Posted by: Melissa on August 04, 2010 at 10:49 AM
"Look closely, Dave, and you'll see a giant fan--OHMYGOSHI'MONFIRE!"
Comment #4 | Posted by: Alison on August 04, 2010 at 11:23 AM
I think he is saying:
See this is why your the apprentice and I'm the master.
Comment #5 | Posted by: ICEDEMON96 on August 04, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Hey,dude, check this out!Fiya powa!
Comment #6 | Posted by: Katherine on August 05, 2010 at 11:02 AM
Stupid spark. That wasn't supposed to happen! I was supposed to make a ball of better light! (Balthazar cries like a girl.)
Comment #7 | Posted by: soccermvp on August 06, 2010 at 08:38 AM
Anyways, as I was saying...OH MY GOODNESS GET THE FIRE HYDRANT!
Comment #8 | Posted by: Eva on August 07, 2010 at 02:09 AM
"OK, so with the right mobility,Dave, you can-WHOA!!!!MY HAIR!!!!IT"S ON FIRE!!!QUICK DAVE, DO THE WATER SPELL!!!"
"You didn't teach me that yet."
"Oh, Right!Well, GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHAR!!!"
"Um, you used that to teach me the explosion spell, remember?"
"AAAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!!!!"
Comment #9 | Posted by: AlanRickmanfan on August 09, 2010 at 11:00 AM
Hmm...that's not good.
Comment #10 | Posted by: Emmyluwho on August 09, 2010 at 06:48 PM
Give me the staff...
Wat ya want with it?
I'll just kill ya
Comment #11 | Posted by: Fr0s7y on August 15, 2010 at 08:53 PM
ooops sorry my first post was bad.
"I'm the master and you listen to me!!!"
Comment #12 | Posted by: Fr0s7y on August 15, 2010 at 08:55 PM
And as you see the web did not catch on fire. Hey wheres the spider? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Comment #13 | Posted by: EDD84 on August 18, 2010 at 05:42 PM
wat in the world is this??? wow!!
Comment #14 | Posted by: cutie-4-eva on August 19, 2010 at 05:07 PM
My caption would be
"Ha! I can make a flame in the palm of my hand. Do you know why? No? Well that's because I am soooo much cooler than you. So there."
Comment #15 | Posted by: Hazel Eyes on August 20, 2010 at 12:11 AM
Balthazar: you see Dave once you become a sorcer like me then maybe you could do this, you know cause im so awesome.
Dave: oohhh, pretty fire..
Balthazar: wait! what are you doing Dave!!
Dave: AHHHH!! HELP ME!!! IM ON FIRE!!
Balthazar: oh my. Um..don't worry Dave l'll use one of my handie-dandie spells.
(Dave turns into ash)
Balthazar: woopsie daisy, my bad. I'll get you fixed in a jiffie, just hold on there Dave buddy. Where did i put that spell book, hmmm. This could take a while...
(gets Dave's ashes and puts them in a jar)
Comment #16 | Posted by: non-of-you-business on August 20, 2010 at 06:30 PM
Balthazar hey look at this
Dave what when can i do that
Balthazar sometime
Dave when
Balthazar NEVER MWA HAHA
Dave but
Balthazar NEVER and dont ask
Dave when
Balthazar after i turn you into ash
Dave WHAT!!!!!!
Balthazar now wheres my book of spells
Comment #17 | Posted by: Zoe on August 21, 2010 at 11:18 AM
.............It could BURN THROUGH MY SKIN!!!
Wait no dont do that of get water
I cant i have drunk it all
The fire extingusisher
Sorry i put that foam on the dog
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Comment #18 | Posted by: Zoe on August 21, 2010 at 11:21 AM
Balthazar says "You see this flame here.Well be careful with it you can get burnt.Oh..And one more thing""WAH!"(Balthazar throws flame at Dave who catches it) Balthazar says "Aha! ...sorry but you can do it you don't realize it but you are a sorcerer like me you control magic and use it for good" Dave says "No th- th-th-that's not possible h-h-h-how did i do that"Balthazar says "Face it you are a sorcerer and no one can take that away from you"
Comment #19 | Posted by: Manny on August 21, 2010 at 02:27 PM
"How could the forces of darkness settle in such a place as this?I have found a new sorcerer, but he just won't believe me when I tell him..." (sighs)
Comment #20 | Posted by: Astra Oid on August 22, 2010 at 11:33 AM
"Okay who made fun of my out fit! would you like me to burn yours??"
Comment #21 | Posted by: rylei on August 24, 2010 at 01:46 PM
Balthazar: And as you can see... my hand is on fire... OMG GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
Dave *turns around*:Hmmm spits water all over it* that better.
Comment #22 | Posted by: Wolfy-S on August 24, 2010 at 06:08 PM
Balthizar:"ok now that you see my spell is working and the fire is lit---WAIT THE FIRE IT LIT HOLY COW-whoops i shoudn't have said that... *cow drops from the sky made out of holy water* Thats why" Dave:"Uuummm why is there a cow made out of ummm-OH YES! Holy water???"
Comment #23 | Posted by: Adam the vamp on August 28, 2010 at 04:42 AM
He's saying:
"See? Now that is how to light a candle. Get it right this time."
Comment #24 | Posted by: BS on August 30, 2010 at 04:57 PM
I saw this movie at a drive-in theatre it was alsome
Comment #25 | Posted by: Emma on September 01, 2010 at 09:16 AM