August 3, 2010

SPONSORED ENTRY: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice


It Isn’t Easy Being a Sorcerer

Nicholas Cage and Jay Baruchel play the sorcerer and his apprentice in Disney’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. They have to save modern day New York City from the ancient forces of darkness. As you can see from the photo below, it can’t be easy to have their jobs.

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Dave: You’ve gotta give me time off from this job. The last time I took a shower was last week.
Balthazar: I told you being a sorcerer’s apprentice was going to be hard work!


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  1. sonofhades

    dave:this is a big book
    blake:yeah i know i got it for chrismas
    dave:…….oh okay you were going to teach me something with this book
    blake:not with that with this tiny book
    dave:then what was this convesa- ahh

  2. Akatosh

    Dave: Why are there so many candles in here?
    Balthazar: So it’s harder to smell you.
    Dave: Hey, it’s not my fault I accidentally turned my deodorant into rock!
    Balthazar: You wouldn’t have if you had read this 543 page book entirely on that spell.
    Dave: … That’s on one spell? :(
    Balthazar: I love my job!

  3. AlanRickmanfan

    Balthazar: Here Dave.It’s a book of pictures of dead people.
    Dave:What’s it for?
    Balthazar: Well, I just thought, since you have pretty much no chance of getting a girlfriend in this life, you can have your pick of a girl, and I’ll raise her from the dead for you.
    Dave:Gee, thanks.

  4. hermionealltheway

    Balthazar: So you would like to be my apprentice? Well, here is your job application ……or book of applicatons


    Balthazar: Look Dave I need you to go over this paperwork for me.
    Dave: What is it?
    Balthazar:My insurance policy.

  6. s.snape2000

    Dave:WHAT?!I cant read all of that in one night.
    Balthazar:Neither can I.Enjoy the book.*smiles, and walks away*