Ok Splotters, let’s see how Wimpy you truly are. Last week I posted a Diary of a Wimpy Kid quiz. Here’s the ranking system:
• Wicked Wimp Winner (4 or more right)
• Sort-Of Wimpy (3 right)
• Not Really a Wimp (less than 2 right)
And the answers are…
- Greg’s little brother’s nickname for him is Bubby.
- Greg wrapped himself in toilet paper to keep warm.
- When their parents went away for the weekend, Rodrick had a wild party and locked Greg in the basement.
- Greg wore speedos (a super tight and not-so-super-stylish male swimsuit) when he didn’t have any clean underwear. They were later exposed in gym class.
- When Greg’s family was driving back from the water park, they accidentally left Greg’s mom in a gas station bathroom.
BONUS ANSWER: 217 is the number of pages each Diary of a Wimpy Kid hardcover book contains.
Are you as wimpy as me? Or wimpier? Well if there’s one lesson to be learned, it’s that wimps of the world should unite. Stand tall (as our spindly legs will allow us). Be proud (until our older siblings expose our most embarrassing secrets). And write it down. Because as Greg would say, we will not have time to tell everyone our life story when we are rich and famous.
— Ratha, Stacks Writer