Dear Dumb Diary Sneak Peek: Take Three
(Just between us, you can find Jamie's latest complete diary, Dear Dumb Diary #9: That's What Friends Aren't For, in stores now . . . but don't tell her that!)
Dear Dumb Diary,
So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is an Automatic Friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things.
See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies would grow up not knowing both their parents — and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.
I've talked to Isabella about the Angeline thing, since she's my BFF. That's what best friends are for, after all. But she seems to think that we should be friends with Angeline, and that if I'm having a problem with Angeline, we should just hug it out.
You know, maybe that would help. When you think about it, choking is just a hug that your hands give to a throat.
Isabella says that Angeline thinks of the three of us like BFFs. I could have pointed out to Isabella that, last time I counted, there are only two Fs in BFF. And there's a reason for that. If you get too many Fs, it doesn't look like Best Friends Forever anymore. It looks like you're trying to spell the sound a fart makes. Observe: BFFFFFFFFFFFF.
But I didn't say that, because we're all automatically such terribly good friends now. Terribly, terribly, good friends. Terribly, terribly.
Signed,
Haha it does look like a fart!!
BFFFFFFFFFFFF
Comment #1 | Posted by: Alyssa on January 21, 2010 at 04:07 PM
I am SO looking forward to this book! I've read the other books, and this one looks good! YAY! I thought Jim Benton had written all the 'Dear Dumb Diarys' he could handle. Lol.
-iluvcheese123
Comment #2 | Posted by: iluvcheese123 on January 21, 2010 at 04:16 PM
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there great how'ed you think of all of these things!!!!!!
FROM,
tabitha
Comment #3 | Posted by: tabitha on January 21, 2010 at 04:57 PM
Jamie Kelly is so funny! :)
Comment #4 | Posted by: Andyslibrary on January 21, 2010 at 05:31 PM
Wow!! I never knew that she would become friends with her arch enemy!! Can't wait to read it!
Comment #5 | Posted by: Lollipop102 on January 21, 2010 at 06:23 PM
FUNNY! My favorite one is "My Pants are Haunted!'
Comment #6 | Posted by: Candysplash on January 21, 2010 at 08:19 PM
I absoulutly loooooooove your books.I mostly like the pictures in Dear Dumb Diarary!There AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment #7 | Posted by: Calliope on January 22, 2010 at 04:06 PM
In Dear DUMB Diarary I think the best character is STINKER.
sincerely,
Calliope
Comment #8 | Posted by: Calliope on January 22, 2010 at 04:10 PM
I love love these books cant wait to read it!!:)<3
Comment #9 | Posted by: Xochitl on January 22, 2010 at 07:02 PM
Yea! Can't wait to read!
Comment #10 | Posted by: ♥Meg♥ on January 22, 2010 at 07:49 PM
i have all her books they are so funny
Comment #11 | Posted by: summercute101 on January 22, 2010 at 09:25 PM
I LOVE DEAR DUMB DIARY!
Comment #12 | Posted by: ANNA on January 23, 2010 at 02:57 PM
I looove the 3rd book! It's sooo funny!
Comment #13 | Posted by: Janus on January 23, 2010 at 08:17 PM
I luv Jim Benton, he's da best. My friend and i r huge fans. I'm Isabella, she's Jamie. I also luv Happy Bunny and Franny K. Stein! I've been waiting 4 a #9
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THESE BOOKS ARE AWSOME I LUV IT :) :) AWSOME
Comment #15 | Posted by: Mystery on January 24, 2010 at 12:32 AM
I POSTED FIRST COMMENT 9:33
AND THIS ONE 9:34
Comment #16 | Posted by: Mystery on January 24, 2010 at 12:34 AM
lol that's really funny!!!
Comment #17 | Posted by: PolkazDot72 on January 24, 2010 at 03:19 PM
these books are hilarious i love them a lot
Comment #18 | Posted by: angelbud17 on January 24, 2010 at 06:52 PM
Your books are really funnny! I love all of them! Theay are all so funny. Keep writing books and never give up and always remeber if you think no one likes your books i alwways will!
Comment #19 | Posted by: kaylee on January 25, 2010 at 07:41 PM
I love your books so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!P.S.:LOL 2 U!!!
YOUR LOVING FRIEND,
cHrIsTiNe
Comment #20 | Posted by: Christine on January 25, 2010 at 08:47 PM
me again christine. ive
been wondering r u...
A.happy B.sad C.mad?
Comment #21 | Posted by: Christine on January 25, 2010 at 08:53 PM
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Comment #22 | Posted by: lilmma27 on January 26, 2010 at 08:55 PM
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Comment #23 | Posted by: lilmama27 on January 27, 2010 at 07:34 PM
I really m gonna buy this book!! I luv 2 read other people's diaries n be Inspired
Comment #24 | Posted by: Esha on January 29, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Reading these characters' diaries, gets you interested in who their secret crushes are!
Comment #25 | Posted by: Oksana on January 30, 2010 at 02:45 PM