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October 30, 2009

Would You Survive Goosebumps HorrorLand?

Goosebumps_horrorlandsurvivalguide Welcome to HorrorLand amusement park, the scariest place on earth!

Have you read the HorrorLand series by R.L. Stine? The series is about someone — or something — that is summoning ordinary kids to an amusement park of horrors where they have to find a way to escape. Fright-master R.L. Stine takes you on a thrilling adventure in the Goosebumps HorrorLand series.

In HorrorLand your nightmares come to life and you'll need the new book Welcome to HorrorLand: A Survival Guide in order to make your escape. This book will give you behind-the-scenes info on:

  • The Stagger Inn doom service menu
  • Ratings for the scariest rides in HorrorLand
  • Tips on how to avoid top Egyptian curses

Read this excerpt from the book to find out the top 3 things NOT to do in HorrorLand. . .

How to Get in Trouble in HorrorLand

While we were preparing this chapter, the Guest Relations team took a survey. We asked hundreds of Monster Police to answer the following question: “What are your favorite reasons for bullying visitors?” Below are the three most popular answers. Don't say we didn't warn you!

Reason #3: Monster Blood Due to a recent at the /hungry Crocs Piggyback Ride, anyone caught with Monster Blood will have to eat it. And then you'll be in BIG trouble!

Reason #2: Meddling “Some things are nobody's business but ours,” said Sergeant Clem. “Why? BECAUSE WE SAID SO!”

Reason #1: Mirrors “No mirrors of any kind are allowed,” said an officer named Benson. “It's for your own safety, really. You don't want to see what you look like after one day at HorrorLand.”

Comments

Total Approved Comments: 37

Hey I have a step sister

this is a really great book!!! just like the other horrorland books r like!!!!!!!!!

goosebumps are dumb

i love the goosebumps series but still have to read the 19 part. it sounds amazing!!!

awsome book, love it

I will, bcuz I have and read EVERY SINGLE GOOSEBUMPS HORRORLAND BOOK OUT. BEAT THAT R.L.

I LOVE THE SERIOUS

I really like goosebumps. I have Goosebumps Horrorland, The Scream Of The haunted Mask, Help! we have strange powers, Escape from horrorland, The streets of panic park, When the Ghost dog howls, Little shop of hamsters, The wizard of ooze and Slappy new year.

GOOSEBUMPS is the most awesome book i've read in my whole life

i really like it. i have everything.

best book ever lol

is horrorland real? i always wanted to ask

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