Ink Splot 26: Would You Survive Goosebumps HorrorLand?

October 30, 2009

Would You Survive Goosebumps HorrorLand?

Posted by Ink Splot 26 Editor on October 30, 2009 6:06 PM in Goosebumps | Reads

Goosebumps_horrorlandsurvivalguide Welcome to HorrorLand amusement park, the scariest place on earth!

Have you read the HorrorLand series by R.L. Stine? The series is about someone — or something — that is summoning ordinary kids to an amusement park of horrors where they have to find a way to escape. Fright-master R.L. Stine takes you on a thrilling adventure in the Goosebumps HorrorLand series.

In HorrorLand your nightmares come to life and you'll need the new book Welcome to HorrorLand: A Survival Guide in order to make your escape. This book will give you behind-the-scenes info on:

The Stagger Inn doom service menu
Ratings for the scariest rides in HorrorLand
Tips on how to avoid top Egyptian curses

Read this excerpt from the book to find out the top 3 things NOT to do in HorrorLand. . .

How to Get in Trouble in HorrorLand

While we were preparing this chapter, the Guest Relations team took a survey. We asked hundreds of Monster Police to answer the following question: “What are your favorite reasons for bullying visitors?” Below are the three most popular answers. Don't say we didn't warn you!

Reason #3: Monster Blood Due to a recent at the /hungry Crocs Piggyback Ride, anyone caught with Monster Blood will have to eat it. And then you'll be in BIG trouble!

Reason #2: Meddling “Some things are nobody's business but ours,” said Sergeant Clem. “Why? BECAUSE WE SAID SO!”

Reason #1: Mirrors “No mirrors of any kind are allowed,” said an officer named Benson. “It's for your own safety, really. You don't want to see what you look like after one day at HorrorLand.”

Keywords: goosebumps, horrorland, survival guide, r. l. stine

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Total Approved Comments: 37

I Have Not Read This Book Yet It Looks Good i Wonder When Im Going To See It And Probley Get It HaHa

Comment #1 | Posted by: CookieMonster1242 on October 31, 2009 at 12:18 PM

Is "When the Dog Howls" the 13th or 14th book in the Goosebumps:HorrorLand series?

Comment #2 | Posted by: Jose on November 01, 2009 at 04:12 PM

it loks
good

Comment #3 | Posted by: madison on November 01, 2009 at 06:23 PM

i say GOOSEBUMPS;SCARY EDITIONS ARE TO DIE FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment #4 | Posted by: nikkita on November 02, 2009 at 11:56 AM

i love goosebumbs

Comment #5 | Posted by: chrissy4117 on November 02, 2009 at 03:42 PM

lol it seems funni i luv horror books. there sooo kewl espicialy when the main character just screams 4 no reason i love that. im used to much mor scarier things than that
Ps gud series=Cirque Du Freak and Twilight lol AWESOME books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment #6 | Posted by: Vampires_roc on November 04, 2009 at 09:59 AM

i have book it grossed me out

Comment #7 | Posted by: unknown on November 04, 2009 at 05:23 PM

WHATS THE BOOK ABOUT?

Comment #8 | Posted by: MARIO on November 05, 2009 at 08:17 PM

I know that there`s a video game . my family has one

Comment #9 | Posted by: styb124 on November 08, 2009 at 08:55 PM

I used to watch the show and read the books now I am into more scary stuff still great books.

Comment #10 | Posted by: Adam on November 24, 2009 at 03:01 PM

i love to borrow your books at the libary.

Comment #11 | Posted by: kevin on November 29, 2009 at 08:52 PM

when are you gonna say the winner,pick me

Comment #12 | Posted by: bluegirl on November 30, 2009 at 07:03 PM

I think goose bumps looks cool! I have read it before, just it is kind of scary. You should never read it before bed time or else you might get night mares!!!!!

Comment #13 | Posted by: princess19990 on January 08, 2010 at 01:30 PM

hi! i just have a question. every time that i try to chat, all i see is pics to choose from along with two sayings like...... hola chica and the second like...... it's almost 2010! my computer won't let me scroll down to press send even though i tried so many times it's just not working out for me. all i want to do is spend some time chillin' and conversating with my friend!!!!!!! so all i need is for u to help me out and maybe add me to your friends list. maybe we could be like chatting buds or something like that.

Comment #14 | Posted by: princess19990 on January 08, 2010 at 01:31 PM

These books are so interesting to me.
They need more movies though.

Comment #15 | Posted by: S on February 07, 2010 at 11:58 AM

i wud never live OMG!

Comment #16 | Posted by: ray on February 19, 2010 at 07:40 AM

goosebumps is awesome its my favourite book but nothing is scary in goosebumps

Comment #17 | Posted by: mohit on February 20, 2010 at 10:19 AM

i love goosebumps and there my favorite show to watch at night because there freaky but not really and i love the Night of the living dummy to because the dummy pops out every were

Comment #18 | Posted by: Dylan62903 on March 10, 2010 at 09:09 AM

GOOSEBUMPS AND GOOSEBUMPS HORROLAND ARE LIKE SOME OF THE BEST BOOKS I HAVE READ R.L.STINE IS A GOOD AUTHOR

Comment #19 | Posted by: ROCKSTAR114599 on April 30, 2010 at 08:18 PM

i hate this books i think they really dont got any meaning to kids reaading a boo like tis i am very srry to the person wrote this book its not tha it isnt nice it just had no meaning at all to me i really dont know about many ppl but i dont lie this book at all lol

Comment #20 | Posted by: pretty girl s on May 16, 2010 at 12:22 AM

i've read it SO AWSOME it said "life-guards more like death-guards"luv it

Comment #21 | Posted by: readerboy123 on May 20, 2010 at 09:23 PM

i like you

Comment #22 | Posted by: sonja on May 21, 2010 at 05:44 PM

I love the Goosebump series!!! They are the only books I read.I love all of the horror and scary stuff.I also love the shows!!! They are very realistic and the when I read the books I feel like the show is going through my head.I hope you all enjoy it.Very great book!!!!