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October 30, 2009

Would You Survive Goosebumps HorrorLand?

Goosebumps_horrorlandsurvivalguide Welcome to HorrorLand amusement park, the scariest place on earth!

Have you read the HorrorLand series by R.L. Stine? The series is about someone — or something — that is summoning ordinary kids to an amusement park of horrors where they have to find a way to escape. Fright-master R.L. Stine takes you on a thrilling adventure in the Goosebumps HorrorLand series.

In HorrorLand your nightmares come to life and you'll need the new book Welcome to HorrorLand: A Survival Guide in order to make your escape. This book will give you behind-the-scenes info on:

  • The Stagger Inn doom service menu
  • Ratings for the scariest rides in HorrorLand
  • Tips on how to avoid top Egyptian curses

Read this excerpt from the book to find out the top 3 things NOT to do in HorrorLand. . .

How to Get in Trouble in HorrorLand

While we were preparing this chapter, the Guest Relations team took a survey. We asked hundreds of Monster Police to answer the following question: “What are your favorite reasons for bullying visitors?” Below are the three most popular answers. Don't say we didn't warn you!

Reason #3: Monster Blood Due to a recent at the /hungry Crocs Piggyback Ride, anyone caught with Monster Blood will have to eat it. And then you'll be in BIG trouble!

Reason #2: Meddling “Some things are nobody's business but ours,” said Sergeant Clem. “Why? BECAUSE WE SAID SO!”

Reason #1: Mirrors “No mirrors of any kind are allowed,” said an officer named Benson. “It's for your own safety, really. You don't want to see what you look like after one day at HorrorLand.”

Comments

Total Approved Comments: 10

I Have Not Read This Book Yet It Looks Good i Wonder When Im Going To See It And Probley Get It HaHa

Is "When the Dog Howls" the 13th or 14th book in the Goosebumps:HorrorLand series?

it loks
good

i say GOOSEBUMPS;SCARY EDITIONS ARE TO DIE FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love goosebumbs

lol it seems funni i luv horror books. there sooo kewl espicialy when the main character just screams 4 no reason i love that. im used to much mor scarier things than that
Ps gud series=Cirque Du Freak and Twilight lol AWESOME books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have book it grossed me out

WHATS THE BOOK ABOUT?

I know that there`s a video game . my family has one

I used to watch the show and read the books now I am into more scary stuff still great books.

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