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December 30, 2008

Fill-in-the-Blank Famous Quotations: Allie Finkle

Alliefinklemovingday_130 I haven't posted a "Fill-in-the-Blank Famous Quotation" in a while, and since it's almost the new year, I thought I'd try my hand at an Allie Finkle edition — because her rules are kind of like New Year's resolutions. (In case you're not familiar with Allie Finkle's Rules for Girls, it's a series by Meg Cabot about a girl who keeps a notebook of all the important things to remember as she navigates school, friends, family, and boys.)

For this "Fill-in-the-Blank Famous Quotation" entry, I chose two of my favorite rules from Allie's notebook:

"Don't get a pet that poops in your hand."
and
"Don't put your cat in a suitcase."

Here are my twisted versions:

  • Don't get a pet that urinates in your bed.
  • Don't put your cat in a mailbox.
  • Don't get a pet that sheds on your prom dress.
  • Don't put your cat in a dollhouse.
  • Don't get a pet that eats in your bathroom sink.
  • Don't put your cat in a filing cabinet.

YOUR TURN!
"Don't get a pet that _____ in/on your _____."
and
"Don't put your cat in a _____."

How would YOU fill in the blanks?

— Karen, STACKS Staffer

Comments

Total Approved Comments: 35

dont get a pet that will kill you.lol.dont put your cat in the car (ive tried they get scared and jump out.)

"Don't get a pet that sleeps on your face"
"Don't put a cat in a bathtub full or water"

Dont get a pet who pees in ur face
Dont put your cat in a burrito

great we can't get a pet!powt

i love pets

This book is SOOO good I have read the whole series. Wonder when the next one comes out?

don't get a pet that eats orange juice + don't put a cat in an orange juice bottle! OMG OMG OMG!

it think that this sooo cool i love this website !!!!

never put a fish in your sister's room
Never get a pet that creeps your mom out!
:) hey check out my profile sometime everyone! lolz_lauren XD

Don't get a pet that dances on your teacher's head.

Don't put your cat in a toilet.

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