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December 30, 2008

Fill-in-the-Blank Famous Quotations: Allie Finkle

Alliefinklemovingday_130 I haven't posted a "Fill-in-the-Blank Famous Quotation" in a while, and since it's almost the new year, I thought I'd try my hand at an Allie Finkle edition — because her rules are kind of like New Year's resolutions. (In case you're not familiar with Allie Finkle's Rules for Girls, it's a series by Meg Cabot about a girl who keeps a notebook of all the important things to remember as she navigates school, friends, family, and boys.)

For this "Fill-in-the-Blank Famous Quotation" entry, I chose two of my favorite rules from Allie's notebook:

"Don't get a pet that poops in your hand."
and
"Don't put your cat in a suitcase."

Here are my twisted versions:

  • Don't get a pet that urinates in your bed.
  • Don't put your cat in a mailbox.
  • Don't get a pet that sheds on your prom dress.
  • Don't put your cat in a dollhouse.
  • Don't get a pet that eats in your bathroom sink.
  • Don't put your cat in a filing cabinet.

YOUR TURN!
"Don't get a pet that _____ in/on your _____."
and
"Don't put your cat in a _____."

How would YOU fill in the blanks?

— Karen, STACKS Staffer

Comments

Total Approved Comments: 35

this is super cool i love allie finkle is so so cool. her rules inspire me 2 rite each day.

i think your site is cool i luv going on it it rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shes always so cute

COOL !!!!!!!!!!!

Don't get a turtle that might be eaten
Don't get a pet that flies in your house

make tips and rules 5 thumbs up for allie finkle

Don't get a pet that farts in your face

Don't put your cat in a taco... LOL

dont get a pet that eats in your bed.

dont put your cat in a shower

Don't get a cat and put it in a dishwasher (I have never done that)! OMG!

hello, i just started this site

Don't get a wallet that fits in your bathtub
Don't put a cat in a hot tin roof
Don't get a pet that walks in his sleep
Don't get a pet that speaks in 2 languages

don't put a [black] cat in a dark room or else he will freak you out on halloween.don't get a brother that hides your cookies that your'e meemaw made espially 4 u!

AWSOME!

Don't get a pet that poops in your hand
Don't put your cat in a suitcase
Am I right or am I right? I read Allie Finkle book 1!

Hahaha...there are so many jokes in this blog.

I luv going on your website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It totally rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was soooooooooo awsome. do you like cake?

"Don't get a pet that eats in your bedcovers."
and |
Messy!!!
"Don't put your cat in a bathtub with water."

Both of those are true.

Alice

Ive never read this book , but i wanted to my own fill in the blank.

Never put a dog in a hamper
Never get game that doesn't work.
Never leave this website.

1. don't get a pet that sleeps in your pajama bottoms.
2. don't put your cat on ice.

Don't put your cat in a box and keep him/her there! I love Allie Finkle!

Don't get a pet that plays in your bathtub.

Don't put your cat in a science fair project!

That was kind of boring to tell you the truth but peoples answers were funny!

Don't get a pet that likes to start conversations with nieghbors!

Don't put your cat in the dishwasher!
peace out world stop at my page!,
kaykay112

Don't get a pet that pukes on your face. Don't put your cat in a microwave. HAHAHAHAHA! BRB!

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